I won't take the pi** by putting up the whole script in individual scenes, but this shorter scene comes at the beginning so I might know by any comments whether the whole thing is crap or not.
Simon, a national news interviewer/presenter is gearing up to do an interview with Debbie, the feisty girlfriend of one of the main characters in a 30 min script for a sitcom called 'Re: Tracing Oscar'.
He's already tried doing an interview with Oscar's ex wife that went horribly wrong (Live on air) so he's recording this one for safety.
INT. JOSH/DEBBIE’S LIVING ROOM. DAY. 4
DEBBIE SITS CROSS-LEGGED. SHE PUTS THE FINISHING TOUCHES TO
HER EYELINER.
A SMALL MIRROR IN ONE HAND AND A MASCARA BRUSH
IN THE OTHER.
WITH HER ELBOWS SHE PLUMPS UP HER CLEAVAGE.
SIMON’S EYES ARE FIXED ON HER BREASTS.
SIMON (0S)
You look hot Debbie.
DEBBIE CONTINUES WITH HER MAKE UP.
DEBBIE
You planning to jump me?
SIMON
No, no. God no. I mean TV hot. For
the camera and everything.
DEBBIE
What, that little thing?
THE CAMERAMAN MOVES HIS EYE AWAY FROM THE VIEWFINDER AND
FROWNS. HE PLACES HIS ARM PROTECTIVELY ON THE CAMERA.
CAMERAMAN
This baby’s top of the range
broadcast quality. Technology’s
really moved on you know.
DEBBIE CHECKS HER WATCH. SMILES AT THE CAMERAMAN.
DEBBIE
So has the time. You know. Can we
get on with this?
SIMON
Of course. Whenever you’re ready.
DEBBIE THROWS HER MAKE-UP PARAPHERNALIA OUT OF SHOT.
DEBBIE
And no trick questions. I know how
you bastards operate.
SIMON
We’re professionals Debbie.
DEBBIE
I saw what you lot did to Jade.
SIMON
That was completely different.
DEBBIE
I bet you stingy tossers didn’t
even chip in for her trip to the
Priory.
SIMON
I’m not interested in celebrities.
DEBBIE
Well I am.
SHE POINTS TO THE CAMERAMAN.
DEBBIE (CONT’D)
No funny angles right? And make
sure me tits are showing.
SHE CUPS HER SCANTILY CLAD BREASTS TO FULL PROMINENCE.
DEBBIE (CONT’D)
Five grand’s worth ‘ere.
SIMON STARES DIRECTLY AT DEBBIE’S BREASTS, RECOVERS HIMSELF
AND NODS OVER TO THE CAMERAMAN. HE GRINS WIDELY.
SIMON
He’ll make them look worth a
million.
THE CAMERAMAN GRINS WIDELY IN RESPONSE, DIGS ABOUT IN A BAG,
RETRIEVES A SMALL BOX, HOLDS IT UP TRIUMPHANTLY AND GRINS
AGAIN.
CAMERAMAN
Wide angle lens. Never fails.
DEBBIE BEAMS.