Quote: zooo @ 28th March 2023, 3:08 PM

Hello, fellow woman!
Let's go off to the toilets together.

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Can we dance round our handbags afterwards?

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th March 2023, 3:33 PM

Sorry - there are currently no Ladies toilets.
You could try bringing it up at the next committee meeting - but I shouldn't hold your breath.
If you're visiting the gent's, on the other hand - it's very much advised.

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Three sons and a husband = I'll hold it in, thanks

Gents' toilets; Ladies' toilets? How anachronistic.