King Lear Page 2

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 3:36pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 19th March 2020, 1:54 PM

aye there's the rub

My son's a tosser too. Glad something's rubbed off.
COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING JOKE:
My good friend Bonnie Tyler is casting for 'Much Ado About Nothing', so I say, 'How's it going?' She says, 'Not so good.' I say, 'What about the male roles?' She says, 'They're covered.' - 'What about the minor roles?' - 'Covered too.' - 'And the kids?' - 'Sorted.' - 'So what's the problem?' - '...'

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 8:02pm [Edited]
  • England
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th March 2020, 3:36 PM

COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING JOKE:
My good friend Bonnie Tyler is casting for 'Much Ado About Nothing', so I say, 'How's it going?' She says, 'Not so good.' I say, 'What about the male roles?' She says, 'They're covered.' - 'What about the minor roles?' - 'Covered too.' - 'And the kids?' - 'Sorted.' - 'So what's the problem?' - '...'

From the information given above re. the characters already cast, it seems Bonnie is still trying to cast one or more of the main female characters.

That's means Beatrice and/or Hero.

I don't think Bonnie ever sang about a Beatrice.

Accordingly, Bonnie answers, "I'm holding out for a Hero." Laughing out loud

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 8:28pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Well done. As your prize, I will stop quoting John Lennon. It's easy if you try.

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 8:49pm
  • England
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th March 2020, 8:28 PM

I will stop quoting John Lennon. It's easy if you try.

I can imagine.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 9:09pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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Bless you. How do you sleep? How? Whatever gets you through the night?

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Rood Eye

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 9:14pm
  • England
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I sleep well because usually, when I go to bed, I feel fine.

On the rare occasions when I do find myself in times of trouble, I get by with a little help from my friends.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 20th March 2020, 10:10pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
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I can never remember any posthumous Lennon tracks. Forgive me.