I've just checked on Air B&B and I can rent a 17th-century mansion with 11 beds in the south of France for £229 per night.
That £1603 for 7 nights, or £145 per person per week - thus saving each one of us about £600 on the deal.
Okay, that's the accommodation sorted. Now, what about comedy tuition?
No problem, Very good books on how to write comedy are available on Amazon for £9.99.
Hang on a minute, though. Now that the weather has turned nice, there's no need to go to the south of France. We can stay at home and learn everything we need to know for £9.99.