British Comedy Guide

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Rood Eye

  • Sunday 13th January 2019, 11:33pm
  • England
  • 4,103 posts

SCENE: A STAGE IN A PACKED THEATRE. INTERIOR. NIGHT.

The theatre is silent as a single actor stands on stage.

As we close in on the actor, he glances anxiously into the wings on his left.

Standing in the wings, we see the prompter holding the script.

The prompter looks back at the actor without speaking.

The actor gives the prompter an anxious look.

The prompter looks at the actor as if to say "I don't understand. What do you want?"

The actor gives the prompter a very anxious look.

The prompter's eyes widen.

PROMPTER: or NOT to be!

ENDS

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beaky

  • Monday 14th January 2019, 10:11am [Edited]
  • Malaga and Brighton, United Kingdom
  • 2,744 posts

That'd work in a quick-fire sketch show. It's only be about ten seconds long, though.

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Rood Eye

  • Monday 14th January 2019, 12:58pm
  • England
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Quote: beaky @ 14th January 2019, 10:11 AM

It'd only be about ten seconds long

I can make it longer for more money. :D

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beaky

  • Monday 14th January 2019, 11:20pm
  • Malaga and Brighton, United Kingdom
  • 2,744 posts

Tart!

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Teddy Paddalack

  • Tuesday 15th January 2019, 8:04am
  • Everton, England
  • 3,225 posts

This thread is in danger of going porno , stop it the pair of you.