- Friday 2nd September 2016, 5:31pm [Edited]
- Hemel Hempstead, England
- 12 posts
I am a comedy poet and below are two of the 64 poems from my new book called 'Short Funny Love Poems' (To be published late September.)
I LOVE YOU LIKE...
'I love you like a swear word loves to duet with Adele.
I love you just like Eminem loves singing J'Mapelle.
I love you like a selfie with the Queen or Mr T.
I love you like a parking space that's absolutely free.
I love you like the alphabet and numbers love their order.
I love you more than antique dealers love to meet a hoarder.
I love you like a cursor loves to flash upon the screen,
I love you like misfortune loves to follow Mr Bean.
I love you more than lots of things. I think that's pretty clear;
so can I be rewarded with a pay increase this year?'
'You rubbed on me some 'Kerrygold'
then 'Flora' for some luck.
I had a funny feeling
you were buttering me up.
Other poems include 'I Love You More Than Star Trek', 'Will You Still Love Me In Top Shop?' and 'Don't Tell Your Date She Looks Like Noddy'