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Crap Comic Strips - Trump1

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SSTT

  • Tuesday 15th March 2016, 7:09pm [Edited]
  • Southampton, England
  • 1,548 posts

INTERIOR - A RITZY HOTEL SUITE.

DONALD TRUMP IS PRACTICING HIS LATEST SPEECH IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, WITH A STICK-ON HITLER MOUSTACHE ON HIS UPPER LIP.

TRUMP
First, I'm gonna sort out all the KAKES!

Then I'm gonna sort out all the SPOCS and the WIPS!

And then, I'm gonna sort out all the NUGRAZ, too!

Because I'm all about COMMUNITY!

EIN VOLK!

EIN REICH!

EIN FÜHRER!

FLUNKEY
Mr. Trump? Don't you think that's a teensy-weensy bit over the top?

TRUMP
Maybe you're right - let's get rid of the moustache..

FADE

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Flook

  • Friday 18th March 2016, 1:57pm
  • Devon, England
  • 272 posts

Laugh.. I nearly changed my knickers

Hes going to win

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th March 2016, 7:09 PM GMT

INTERIOR - A RITZY HOTEL SUITE.

DONALD TRUMP IS PRACTICING HIS LATEST SPEECH IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, WITH A STICK-ON HITLER MOUSTACHE ON HIS UPPER LIP.

TRUMP
First, I'm gonna sort out all the KAKES!

Then I'm gonna sort out all the SPOCS and the WIPS!

And then, I'm gonna sort out all the NUGRAZ, too!

Because I'm all about COMMUNITY!

EIN VOLK!

EIN REICH!

EIN FÜHRER!

FLUNKEY
Mr. Trump? Don't you think that's a teensy-weensy bit over the top?

TRUMP
Maybe you're right - let's get rid of the moustache..

FADE

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SSTT

  • Saturday 2nd April 2016, 10:38am [Edited]
  • Southampton, England
  • 1,548 posts

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SSTT

  • Saturday 2nd April 2016, 6:45pm [Edited]
  • Southampton, England
  • 1,548 posts

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Flook

  • Saturday 2nd April 2016, 7:22pm
  • Devon, England
  • 272 posts

This would benefit from a sprinkling of American style Canned laughter.
And some comicking software.
..and advice from script pros on this board.

And sourcing better images
and a back ground

and the guy in the gorilla suit needs a better outfit.

Otherwise brilliant/outstanding..you nailed it ...like a BOSS.
Respect

Just for ref in case peeps want to collab
I have not tried it but this was recommended on a comic board. https://trello.com

pip pip

Sir barbecue Crisp