- Tuesday 15th March 2016, 7:09pm [Edited]
- Southampton, England
- 1,548 posts
INTERIOR - A RITZY HOTEL SUITE.
DONALD TRUMP IS PRACTICING HIS LATEST SPEECH IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, WITH A STICK-ON HITLER MOUSTACHE ON HIS UPPER LIP.
First, I'm gonna sort out all the KAKES!
Then I'm gonna sort out all the SPOCS and the WIPS!
And then, I'm gonna sort out all the NUGRAZ, too!
Because I'm all about COMMUNITY!
Mr. Trump? Don't you think that's a teensy-weensy bit over the top?
Maybe you're right - let's get rid of the moustache..