whos he lookin at???

Wave from Norn Iron...ok so lets get this straight...how many of you used to go home from school or indeed go home from work and have a wank over a gorgeous girl or woman you have seen during that day?? Yeah shes someone who loves herself and wouldnt look twice at you!! Yeah well to all you women out there who are like this heres a question...do you go into work sometimes face and hair all done up and accidentally follow through with one of your farts if on the wine the night before?? You go to toilet and clean mess from your knickers and tights then come out with the same bloody attitude!!! Remember men she might be gorgeous but she farts and has mistakes like us all so don't be afraid to approach, unless shes lost the tights in the last half an hour....

Just something I thought of lately...gazzicles

It sounds like rambling without much of a purpose. There isn't any humour here except for toilet humour. And the point you make about people putting too much emphasis on external beauty isn't well made.

Sorry. But if you want to get better, keep practising.