My mother .. there, I've said it..
Would you rather...? Page 2
Quote: zooo @ September 20, 2007, 8:40 PMWould you rather eat a live cat or shag a dead fox?
You are a very sick woman.
Answer the question man!
Frankie had the stones.
... What would the shagging involve exactly?
Well, don't you have some sort of a book?
When a mummy fox loves a... erm. You would shag the fox and it would be dead. That's all you need to know.
Leevil could help here, he claims to have shagged a few foxy's!
Quote: zooo @ September 20, 2007, 8:40 PMSecretly gay. No question! I'd quite like that, actually.
My mum might not be too happy.Would you rather eat a live cat or shag a dead fox?
Could either A) the cat be sedated and covered insome kind of cream based sauce or
B) The fox still be warm?
Standing on my head.
My Dad would probably not go for someone called Clive, but adoption or homosexuality both seem okay. I'd rather someone else chose for me.
I would have sex with the fox.
The cat cannot be sedated, the fox can be warm.
Basically I want people to choose the fox, as I now feel bad about the whole cat thing.
Well I definitely wouldn't choose to eat a live cat.
A pussy, however, is a different matter.
Let's just walk away from the vile ickie animal stuff shall we?!
Would you rather have a tail or a super long tongue?
Hey, it's the best I could come up with! You lot are the ones shagging your folks and dead foxes.
The fox (i've done worse).........
and the tongue, a tail would just get stood on when i'm on the train......unless it's a kangaroo's tail coz then i would never need a seat! genius!
Super long tongue. Obviously. 
Sell your soul to the devil or piecemeal on the pricedrop channel?
I'd have a tail. A bunny one. All puffy.
But a long tongue would come in useful for nicking sweeties and licking the odd cute bloke without becoming too close so it becomes assault.