I'm off for a few days now Chums, see you when I get back.

Now, where's my case?

Oh yes . . . .

I got this just in case

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 21 2013, 7:49 PM BST

Has anyone seen the umbrella I left on the bus about 5 months ago? It wasn't handed in.

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What colour is it?

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 21 2013, 7:49 PM BST

Has anyone seen the umbrella I left on the bus about 5 months ago? It wasn't handed in.

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I left my iphone on the Orpington train in 2011. Someone took advantage of my drunken forgetfulness.

Didn't substitute another word for iPhone

Yay me

Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2013, 12:10 PM BST

Didn't substitute another word for iPhone

Yay me

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Well if you leave the door open...

Could it have been gnomes? They're always stealing my socks, why not jewellery too?

I think you need to find out how to claim your reward.

Quote: Kenneth @ September 22 2013, 11:47 AM BST

What colour is it?

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Gold, with a ruby and diamond encrusted handle.

Quote: George Kaplan @ September 22 2013, 6:43 PM BST

Gold, with a ruby and diamond encrusted handle.

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Sorry, can't help you there. If it had been a small, bright pink Hello Kitty umbrella, then I saw it yesterday, being used by a security guard during a storm outside my local shopping center. I'm pretty sure he didn't buy it.

Quote: Kenneth @ September 22 2013, 6:55 PM BST

Sorry, can't help you there. If it had been a small, bright pink Hello Kitty umbrella, then I saw it yesterday, being used by a security guard during a storm outside my local shopping center. I'm pretty sure he didn't buy it.

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