Personalised adverts

EXTERNAL - DAY -BUSY TOWN CENTRE - JOHN AND ANGELA ARE OUT SHOPPING, THEY WALK INTO A SHOPPING CENTRE.

AS ANGELA ENTERS A SHOP, THE PLASMA SCREEN CHANGES TO THE NEW VAMPIRE DIARES FILM THAT IS COMING OUT.

Angela: Look at that John, it is advertising the latest vampire diaries film.

John: Yes, there are sensors in the shop and it has picked up that you are logged into Facebook on your phone, and it has targeted adverts specifically aimed at you.

Angela: Isn't it great, frightening but very good.

John: Yes, they are working on facial recognition systems as well, wherever we walk there will be adverts aimed directly at us.

They carry on walking, John stops at HMV and walks into the shop.

The plasma screen flashes up an advert for pornhub.com offering a 25% discount for existing members to view naughty housewives.

Nice

I wrote something similar yonks ago

Thanks Sooty, I think though that the punchline could do with something less obvious and more funny, but couldn't think what. (well as I was writing this I just thought it is to rude though)

Perhaps if he said

Shame on you jennie

She would hit him over the head because her name is Angela

Doh!

Doh!

easy mistake to make, the pornhub advert featured a girl called jennie

Naughty housewives? Bit dated, isn't it?

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ July 30 2013, 3:29 PM BST

easy mistake to make, the pornhub advert featured a girl called jennie

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Busted. Well, I have to make a living somehow.

Soots has obviously just got me on the brain

Quote: Tim Azure @ July 30 2013, 3:31 PM BST

Naughty housewives? Bit dated, isn't it?

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Have housewives started behaving themselves

No offence Jenny, I should really make a list of names to use of people that are not on this site, I only just got over my battering on the weekend.

And Tim yes it is very dated, and still going strong.

Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2013, 3:35 PM BST

Have housewives started behaving themselves

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now that would be funny, well behaved housewives

Or to put it another way, something old, something, new something borrowed and something blue

Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2013, 3:35 PM BST

Have housewives started behaving themselves

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It's just that there are less of them.

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ July 30 2013, 3:41 PM BST

No offence Jenny, I should really make a list of names to use of people that are not on this site, I only just got over my battering on the weekend.

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Where did you use my name?

Anyway, really don't worry about it on my account - writing is hard enough without trying to deliberately avoid people's names, I couldn't give a monkey's.

Sooty started it by calling my Angela Jenny. I wasn't really going to make a list , but thanks I don't like monkeys so glad you didn't give me one

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ July 30 2013, 3:58 PM BST

but thanks I don't like monkeys so glad you didn't give me one

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Cmon that chat up line never works