You probably live next door to him, dear. 
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I do, I really do. And on Saturday nights minivans full of them descend on my town and spend all their hard earned disability money on Nascar t-shirts that they can cut the sleeves off of.
I really want an old Hammer Horror film to fall asleep to, but there's not one on.
Do get a lot of 900lb people having to be cut out of their own houses to go to hospital, round your neck of the woods?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 1:10 AM BSTI really want an old Hammer Horror film to fall asleep to, but there's not one on.
The always used to show them late night on weekends on BBC1 years ago. S'pose they're not considered cool anymore. 
Yes, I used to enjoy them.
There's usually one of them on Freeview somewhere. ITV4 or summink.
No, they actually get around out here. They wander in packs on their little fat people scooters.
I've been through ther channels and nothing. It's going to have to be the radio.
Our radio is terrible, unless you can pick up NPR or a public station.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 1:20 AM BSTOur radio is terrible, unless you can pick up NPR or a public station.
Radio 4 and LBC have a narcotic effect. The Shipping Forecast never fails to send me to sleep. 
Magnum Force
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 1:24 AM BSTMagnum Force
Is that a Chuck Norris flick? If not it should be.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 1:24 AM BSTMagnum Force
The power of ice-cream.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 2 2009, 1:31 AM BSTIs that a Chuck Norris flick? If not it should be.
Clint Eastwood ain't it?
Chuck Norris always has shitty titles for his movies.
I've never seen a Chuck Norris film.