What are you watching on TV? Page 1,517

The Ideal Christmas special

Crackin

HHGTTG (tv)

Part 1

What channel?

Oh sorry

It's on DVD mate

Watching streaming coverage of the Austin City Limits festival up the road in Austin.

http://www.youtube.com/aclfestival

Quote: lofthouse @ September 18 2011, 8:42 PM BST

Oh sorry

It's on DVD mate

Well open your curtains and give us your adress I've got binoculars

Quote: sootyj @ September 18 2011, 9:08 PM BST

Well open your curtains and give us your adress I've got binoculars

No!

You know I always watch sc-fi in the nude

Angry

The Fades on BBC Three.

Flash Gordon

Better than Starwars.

Fresh Meat on 4.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 21 2011, 9:01 PM BST

The Fades on BBC Three.

Not a bad first episode, priests with guns is always good. I'll tune in again.

Watching Sky News and there's this witch-faced arse who keeps flaunting her ugly legs.

Watching a show called "I Can't Stop Masturbating" and there's a guy from my town who's doing his thing and then show using doorhandles I regulaly use (for opening doors).

I feel sick.

Oh dear god.

Ha, on my channel list it's called I Can't Stop Mas*****ting. Aw.
Ironically, that's probably confused a bunch of innocent easily offended types into watching it just to find out what on earth it's about.

I like to watch these quirky documentaries but now I wish I hadn't. He's so addicted he can do it up to 12 times a day and like a smack head gets the shakes when he's gone too long without doing it. He has to rush off to the nearest bogs whenever he gets the urge. The very same public bogs I use whenever I go to town because they're the most pleasant or at least they were.

What a freak.

I think you should probably move.