Quote: keewik @ August 17 2012, 9:58 PM BST

Even as I type this, the Secret Police are on their way to deal with you.

View original

Funnily (or not) I've already had a visit today.

Did they bring their ball?

No, just high blood pressure.

Quote: zooo @ August 17 2012, 9:49 PM BST

25,000 posts!

View original

And if he keeps going on about cats he ain't going to make 26,000 !

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 17 2012, 10:06 PM BST

No, just high blood pressure.

View original

When I had my visit I had to go with them in their van. So think yourself lucky!

Here's a mad bit of advice, instead of arbitrarily closing threads, why not just ignore the ones on subjects you have no interest?

I have no interest in Cats!, Wimmins Things or Celebrity Big Brother, so I don't bother reading, never mind posting on there, but I wouldn't like to see them shut down.

Hell, I even have to be in the right mood to click on the Status Report whinge fest. But I realise that it has to exist so women need somewhere to go after Facebook to tell us they woke up today feeling 'down' or whatever and only an emoticon hug from a stranger can make them feel good - the bloody weirdos.

Quote: keewik @ August 17 2012, 8:44 PM BST

F**king Olympics.

View original

What channel is this on?

Was that emoticon you tried to post an open mouth for some reason ??

Football. Football is shit.

Quote: Marc P @ August 17 2012, 11:09 PM BST

Was that emoticon you tried to post an open mouth for some reason ??

View original

It wasn't a mouth, but it was open.