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Quote: sootyj @ February 1 2012, 11:00 PM GMT

HARRY REDKNAPP IS TALKING TO HIS ACCOUNTANT

HARRY
You bloody muppet. Open a bank accountant in my dogs name eh?

ACCOUNTANT
I'm so sorry Harry.

HARRY
You arsehole I bloody knew it would never work.

ACCOUNTANT
But I didn't expect this.

HARRY
Well you should have you plonker!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL THEY ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF A WAREHOUSE SIZED DOG'S HOUSE FILLED WITH DOG FOOD TINS, INFRONT OF WHICH IS THE HALF BURIED SKELETON OF A DINOSAUR.

HARRY
If that dog's lost the receipt, the only thing about it that's gonna be rosy is it's bleeding arse hole!

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