Happy Birthday Scatterbrained Floozy.

If I was anyone i'd be someone, I could have been a contender
Actually i'd be God and i'd be everywhere mwahahahahaha

Happy birthday Floozy!

I would be David Tennant's personal assistant. Or the stylist on Doctor Who, so I could be paid just to play with his hair aaaall the live long day.

*happy sigh*

Quote: Leevil @ July 8, 2007, 12:26 AM

...fish...

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haha not quite my birthday yet! not until Tuesday-Aaron got it right thanks everyone

*Makes note in diary, realises he doesn't have a diary. Mental note buy a diary, realises he dosen't have a brain. Collapses*

Quote: ajp29 @ July 8, 2007, 4:24 PM

*Makes note in diary, realises he doesn't have a diary. Mental note buy a diary, relaises he dosen't have a brain. Collapses*

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I'd go to wimbledon and beat Roger F and win the £700.000 then buy 440.000 three legged and six winged chickens and start my own KFC farm and watch my bank balance rise, Whilst drinking flaming Sambuki's and munching on chilli filled olives and stuffed vine leaves. Or i'd just be Paul Weller in a very distinctive matching scarf and ski hat playing music to my ferrets all the god day long.

Mmmmm ... KFC.

Quote: charley rance @ July 7, 2007, 2:52 AM

I would be a gorgeous girl. (Much like I am now, only 21). In the 1960's being asked on a date by John Lennon but declining inorder to have a bang with Mick Jagger in Cuba. My Che would entice me away after Mick & I had a rough bit on a casino table.

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Hugh Hefner springs to mind.

I would be Jack Bauer.

You'd probably fancy your own daughter though.

...Elisha Cuthbert...

Quote: Leevil @ July 11, 2007, 8:41 PM

...Elisha Cuthbert...

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Oi oi, back off!

I would be, only she isn't in it anymore.

Ohhh. Did she cark it?