Jews didn't really kill Jesus, Daily Mail readers did. They didn't approve of his long hair.
How do you picture a Daily Mail reader? Page 6
Or that he hung out with 12 guys or that he was a big foreign
The 13th plague was The Daily Mail.
Paul Dacre actually tempted Adam with a copy of the Daily Mail.
The Daily Mail puts unwanted bacon in cream cheese bagels.
Quote: sootyj @ February 4 2011, 4:30 PM GMTThe Daily Mail puts unwanted bacon in cream cheese bagels.
ARSEBURGERS! Okay, now I'm mad!
And they do indeed put arses in burgers.
I had Jeremy Clarkson in mine yesterday!