Maybe having a poo should be one of your human rights? Someone from Amnesty would tie themselves to a fighter plane to ensure you had free access to a loo and Billy Bragg (or some other toss-chafe) could sing a lament:

(To the tune of Between the Wars)

I had a Curry
I had a Bhuna
I was a smelly man
My arsehole was sore
Sphincter was overfed
I had a turtle-head
With sweat on my anus and
Between my balls

I hadn't 20p and as I clenched harder
I looked to the government to help the shitting man
There was profanity down at the lavatory
"I've cacked in my f**king pants
And all on the floor"

Quote: Will Cam @ August 2 2010, 10:39 AM BST

Maybe having a poo should be one of your human rights? Someone from Amnesty would tie themselves to a fighter plane to ensure you had free access to a loo

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I reckon there should be a mass pooing at Trafalgar Square.

Here's a famous painting of what it might look like, but I'll only give the link to avoid upsetting people who don't like seeing an arty depiction of ladies pooing.

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/kuspit/Images/kuspit6-10-9.jpg

Why did I click the link!?!?

Quote: Nogget @ August 2 2010, 10:45 AM BST

I reckon there should be a mass pooing at Trafalgar Square.

Here's a famous painting of what it might look like, but I'll only give the link to avoid upsetting people who don't like seeing an arty depiction of ladies pooing.

http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/kuspit/Images/kuspit6-10-9.jpg

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Might wait till I get home before I have a look. The IT hounds of taste are ready to swoop at work.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 2 2010, 11:06 AM BST

Why did I click the link!?!?

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WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK!!

Quote: Charley @ July 30 2010, 9:05 PM BST

I had to pay for a poo at Bussell's (prob spelt wrong). I was so desperate I would have forked out hundreds.

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Quote: Charley @ July 30 2010, 9:05 PM BST

I had to pay for a poo at Brussell's (prob spelt wrong). I was so desperate I would have forked out hundreds. I was dying for a nice fat poo from the moment I got on the eurostar but I refuse to use toilets on trains. By the time I reached my destination I was walking dodgy what with the turtle popping out & all.

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Lucky you hadn't had a curry or anal sex before hand or there would have been no holding back.

Quote: Charley @ July 30 2010, 9:05 PM BST

I had to pay for a poo at Bussell's .

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Anything for quick buck, him.

Oo, I have a loo in the back of my vehicle. Perhaps I should get my husband to drive it round these expensive places with the back doors open and charge much less for people to use it. Sounds like a money spinner to me. As long as the user and the loo don't fall out while he is driving. On the other hand, there is some comedy value in that.

Are you James Bond with a loose bowel or something?

Driving an Aston Fartin' Wee Wee 7

Quote: sootyj @ August 3 2010, 2:47 PM BST

Are you James Bond with a loose bowel or something?

Driving an Aston Fartin' Wee Wee 7

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It's a converted Diatsu, now an Ishatpoo