Two spring to mind:
Prince: 1999
"I've got a lion in my pocket and baby he's ready to roar."
Charlene: I've Never Been To Me:
"I've been undressed by kings and I've seen things a woman ain't supposed to see."
Does anyone recall the "Radio Room 101" feature during Nick Hancock's tenure as host?
So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all yellow.
("While composing the song's lyrics, Martin could not find the right words. He was thinking of a specific word, which he deemed a missing key word in the lyrics, to fit the song's concept. He looked around the studio and found the telephone directory Yellow Pages, which happened to be situated nearest to him.")
Belfast
Belfast
When the country rings the leaving bell you're lost
(Boney M's deepest venture into geography and politics)
Alligator lizards in the air
(Nonsense from America but so beautiful with it)
Well, I'm a man of many wishes
I hope my premonition misses
(Since when did premonitions "miss"? - Wonder shows his limitations)
Bobby Goldsboro - Honey
The whole f**kin' "song". 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th December 2014, 5:28 PM GMTBobby Goldsboro - Honey
The whole f**kin' "song".
"clicks like "
I think it was in Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs that it was suggested that 'Honey' almost became bearable if you assumed it was the Hell's Angels who took her away...
Did anyone mention anything written by Marc Bolan?