Best job in Britain.

ALISTAIR CAMPBELL IS STANDING ON THE STAGE.

VO
Who has the best job in Britain?

ALISTAIR
I'm Alistair Campbell and I'm a professional bulshitter who gets to swear alot.

WOMAN WALKS ON AND KICKS ALISTAIR IN THE BALL

ALISTAIR BURSTS INTO TEARS

ALISTAIR
Ow my Chilcotts!

WOMAN
I get Alistair Campbell ready for interviews. I have the best job in Britain.

Nice

Ha!

Ah, short and sweet.

Very nice Sooty, Newsrevue'll probably want that one!

Nice one, made me laugh.
definitely a good skit for NR or TS

Liked it

Very good

Dan

Glad you all like it.