Off topic thread

Can we manage a single thread with no 2 posts being on the same topic, but still being related however tenuosly?

Crikey I must be bored if I'm typing this drivel.

Me first.

You should never smear hamsters with cream cheese.

Clarkson's is OK though.

Poland should have invaded Germany in 1936 Hitler wouldn't have expected that.

I used to have a friend who was a clerk's son. He was called Simon.

Germany has many germs.

Why hasn't some one invented the double decker car?

Quote: sootyj @ November 25 2009, 11:05 PM GMT

Why hasn't some one invented the double decker car?

How does that relate to germs or Germany? I don't get this thread.

What happened to T'Pau's Klingons?

Quote: Moonstone @ November 25 2009, 11:08 PM GMT

How does that relate to germs or Germany? I don't get this thread.

Probably Top Gear.

I just wanted to get on the first page. Wave

Normally I ignore the 'end is nigh' green doomsayers, but this whole thing with the bees dying off has got me a little freaked.

But what about the Muslims?

ollocks uggering ollocks astard

Today work really sucks... maybe I should too! ;)

One swallow does not a summer make.

I was going to post on this thread but I was afraid I might choke.