Katy Brand script

Katy Brand's Big Ass Show. Katy Brand. Copyright: World's End Productions.

Katy Brand's Big Ass Show

ITV sketch show starring Katy Brand. Sketches include impersonations of famous stars and singers

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James19709

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 10:10pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 18 posts

Excuse me, everyone, but I need some Katy Brand sketches on script. If anybody has Sky+ or anything and has some episodes then I need the scripts. YouTube isn't working for me so I cannot get sketch scripts from there. Get in contact through my inbox on here if you have any or if you have any solutions or theories.

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Scottidog

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 10:19pm
  • England
  • 1,513 posts

Why, it's shite.

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Aaron

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 10:29pm
  • Royal Berkshire, England
  • 68,380 posts

No, it's hilarious.

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Scottidog

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 10:30pm
  • England
  • 1,513 posts
Quote: Scottidog @ October 4 2009, 6:19 PM BST

Why, it's shite.

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Aaron

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 10:31pm
  • Royal Berkshire, England
  • 68,380 posts
Quote: Aaron @ October 4 2009, 6:29 PM BST

No, it's hilarious.

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don rushmore

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 10:32pm [Edited]
  • Handsome Boy Modelling School, England
  • 2,941 posts
Quote: James19709 @ October 4 2009, 6:10 PM BST

Excuse me, everyone, but I need some Katy Brand sketches on script. If anybody has Sky+ or anything and has some episodes then I need the scripts. YouTube isn't working for me so I cannot get sketch scripts from there. Get in contact through my inbox on here if you have any or if you have any solutions or theories.


A 'please' would be nice. ;)

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James19709

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 11:12pm
  • England
  • 18 posts
Quote: don rushmore @ October 4 2009, 6:32 PM BST

A 'please' would be nice. ;)


okay then, please. do you have it ?

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don rushmore

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 11:15pm
  • Handsome Boy Modelling School, England
  • 2,941 posts

It might be worth checking OVGuide.

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James19709

  • Sunday 4th October 2009, 11:16pm
  • England
  • 18 posts

[quote name="Aaron" post="512125" date="October 4 2009, 6:31 PM BST"][/quote]
Arron, this is what I have, I am getting the best sketch scripts.

LADY GAGA - NO PANTS

I'M IN THE PAPERS FAR TOO MUCH
YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THERE'S ALL THIS FUSS
AN UNDERDRESSED LITTLE BLONDE, SINGING THIS DUMB LITTLE SONG
HAVEN'T WE ALL SEEN THIS BEFORE

I'M NUMBER ONE IN THE DOWNLOAD CHARTS
YOU BOUGHT THIS RECORD BUT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHY ANYMORE
KEEP ASKING HOW, SHE'S MADE IT SO BIG
THEN YOU REMEMBER THAT IT IS BECAUSE I'M WEARING

NO PANTS, WHEN I'M ON THE BUS, DA-DA-DA-DA
NO PANTS, IT CREATES A BUZZ, DA-DA-DA-DA
NO PANTS, I'M RIDICULOUS, DA-DA-DA-DA
NO PANTS, PANTS, PANTS, PANTS

I DRESS UP LIKE A SHORTAGE TWAT
ENORMOUS SHADES AND STUPID HATS
THIS SONG IS JUST EUROPOP
THINK I'M TRENDY BUT I'M NOT
I'D BETTER WEAR LESS CLOTHES TONIGHT, SO

NO PANTS, WHEN I'M PLAYING POOL, DA-DA-DA-DA
NO PANTS, WHEN I DO A STOOL, DA-DA-DA-DA
NO PANTS, DO YOU THINK IT'S COOL, DA-DA-DA-DA
NO PANTS, PANTS, PANTS, PANTS

KANYE WEST - AUTOTUNE

KANYE: YO MY NAME IS KANYE WEST ON THE SET OF MY NEW SINGLE AUTOTUNE, NOT ONLY WAS THIS RECORD PRODUCED BY ME, I RAP, SING AND PLAY EVERY INSTRUMENT MYSELF. THE SLEEVE WAS DESIGNED BY ME AND I PERSONALLY BURNED EVERY CD AND PUT IT IN THE BOX ON MY OWN AND I AM PROJECTING THIS VIDEO ON CAMERA'S, I MADE MYSELF. THE TV YOU ARE WATCHING THIS ON WAS INVENTED BY ME AND ALL THE PROGRAMS AND CHANNELS WERE INVENTED BY ME. THE LANGUAGE I AM SPEAKING TO YOU IN, ENGLISH, WAS INVENTED BY ME AS A BABY ALONG WITH ALL THE LANGUAGES AND RELIGIONS AND SCIENTIFIC STUFF LIKE SPACESHIPS AND ROBOTS AND ALL THAT SHIT AND THE BIRDS AND THE BEES AND THE FISHES AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT WAS MADE BY ME TOO. (SIPS DRINK) EURGH, WHO MADE THIS MAN?

MAN: YOU DID

KANYE: MMM

(SONG)

KANYE WEST IS BACK, BUT I DON'T WANNA RAP, I DON'T WANNA RAP, BUT MY SINGING IS CRAP. SO I FOOL YOU ALL USING AUTOTUNE, YOU WON'T HAVE A CLUE THAT MY SINGING IS POO.

I'LL SWITCH IT ON RIGHT NOW, SWITCH IT ON RIGHT NOW. I SOUND AMAZING WOW, BET YOU'RE WONDERING HOW. WOULD YOU RATHER I SOUND LIKE A ROBOT NOW, OR A DYING COW. YOU CHOOSE, YOU CHOOSE.

MY LOOK IS HOT, IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. WITH MY SUNGLASSES, MY ABNEISHA BLINDS. YEAH, MY JACKET'S ALRIGHT, BUT MY SINGING IS SHITE, SO I USE AUTOTUNE, IT'S WHATS BEST FOR YOU.

I GOT IT FOR HALF PRICE, I BOUGHT IT OFF POSH SPICE, SHE'S EITHER REALLY KIND, OR SHE'S OUT OF HER MIND. NO NEED TO PLAY OR HATE, JUST ADMIT I'M GREAT AND MY SINGING'S AMAZING TOO TOO.

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T.W.

  • Monday 5th October 2009, 2:23am [Edited]
  • England
  • 15,786 posts

OK, thanks for that. Errr