Happy Birthday, Robyn!

Bloody hell, not another Birthday, did everyone's Mum and Dad go to the same swingers party a few years ago?

Anyways, here we go -

Happy Birthday dear Skatz
Everyone loves cats
Not me though cause they stick their claws
On my private bits, even though I ignore them
So a bit like women really

You are young and pretty, so I hope you make the best of your fantastic birthday.

Love,

Teh Carprak

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 11 2009, 1:00 AM BST

Everyone loves cats
Not me though cause they stick their claws
On my private bits, even though I ignore them
So a bit like women really

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Bloody hell, not another Birthday, did everyone's Mum and Dad go to the same swingers party a few years ago?

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Well mine may have done so a loooooooooooonnnnnggg time ago.

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You are young and pretty, so I hope you make the best of your fantastic birthday.

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Thank you very much, everyone! Elliot got everyone to chip in - and they all bought me a guitar! It's fricking awesome.

Wowwwww!!

What colour? What kiiind?

It's an acoustic, and it's black - and I'm sure Elliot will be able to tell you more once he gets home.

Ha, no I think that's about all I'd understand!
Ace present.

He's been playing it all day, and so I'm quite worried I'll never be able to learn it - but I will stick at it.

Quote: zooo @ July 11 2009, 7:43 PM BST

Ha, no I think that's about all I'd understand!
Ace present.

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's about all I understand as well. It's pretty and it makes nice sounds.

Not when I'm playing it, it doesn't!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 11 2009, 7:48 PM BST

He's been playing it all day, and so I'm quite worried I'll never be able to learn it

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Buy one of these and there will be room for 4 of your friends as well.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 11 2009, 7:30 PM BST

Thank you very much, everyone! Elliot got everyone to chip in - and they all bought me a guitar! It's fricking awesome.

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That's awesome!

Elliot, will you go out with me?

Quote: Leevil @ July 11 2009, 10:45 PM BST

That's awesome!

Elliot, will you go out with me?

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Sorry Lee, you're just not as pretty as Robyn.

Lee is muuuuuch prettier than me! You'd struggle to find someone who wasn't!