D'oh. Misunderstood and posted something stupid. Hope I'm quick enough with the edit.

Damn. Missed.

You missed a treat! - A nude picture of himself doing a puppet show with oven gloves. Lovely it was.

I've just reached a landmark: my 300th story!

Here is the story of The Nonagenarian and the Car Keys.

I suppose the best way to some up the landmark is this: THIS IS QI!