....In case you forgot.

MMMM Card etc are in order.

I'm sorted... me mum's dead... that's another tenner saved

Oh, I wish my...

Quote: KJSmyling @ March 18 2009, 10:17 PM GMT

I'm sorted... me mum's dead... that's another tenner saved

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Mine to.

Awwwww you poor guys....

The Mothership this year has flowers, posh chocolates, bath oil, and a hand made plaque to look forward to.

A tip for you kiddie winks who are short on money. Bake some cookies (look up a recipe or cheat and buy a kit) and some icing pens and write messages on the cookies and present them with a cup of tea and a handmade voucher offering to do all the cleaning today .

Why don't you adopt a mum then. I'm sure there's loads like in Little Britain just looking to be loved.

Posh cappucino machine for my mumsk.

I got mine a new pink dildo and a butt plug. My dad's delighted.

LOL.

Are they the bear necessities?

Quote: roscoff @ March 21 2009, 12:46 AM GMT

I got mine a new pink dildo and a butt plug. My dad's delighted.

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Mother's Day in the U.S. isn't until May 10th. You had me worried for a moment.

From the Department for Old Thread Revival again....................

She said she was pleased with the mixing bowl too, that I bought her - I'm such a nice bloke 😁

"I thought my mother was a bad cook but at least her gravy used to move around a bit..."