I claim all ownership to Moonstone then.

But this'll mean he doesn't love me anymore.

Might need a couple of 'backup' cameras. Just, y'know, to make sure that all 'bases' are 'covered'.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ December 13 2008, 12:28 AM GMT

I claim all ownership to Moonstone then.

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You wouldn't want him. He's a Jew.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 13 2008, 12:29 AM GMT

But this'll mean he doesn't love me anymore.

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Awww never! I just made the ultimate sacrafice of letting you go to the better man It was like a really good romance film, or summats!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 13 2008, 12:29 AM GMT

But this'll mean he doesn't love me anymore.

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Here's a present from me: Moonstone!!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 12:32 AM GMT

It was like a really good romance film, or summats!

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Yeah...

Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 12:32 AM GMT

Awww never! I just made the ultimate sacrafice of letting you go to the better man It was like a really good romance film, or summats!

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And you even gave me advice about the chest-wig. Good man Ian.

Quote: Princess Pancake @ December 13 2008, 12:32 AM GMT

Here's a present from me: Moonstone!!

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*Wields remote control* Byeee Elliot!

Quote: Aaron @ December 13 2008, 12:30 AM GMT

You wouldn't want him. He's a Jew.

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Damn
I'm always fine up to that point. Anyway, paying for their own dinner is 21st century, innit?

Quote: PhQnix @ December 13 2008, 12:33 AM GMT

And you even gave me advice about the chest-wig. Good man Ian.

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Pleasure! I'm like the match-maker general!

But you know Elliot - it was you all along, not the wig!!

Quote: Princess Pancake @ December 13 2008, 12:32 AM GMT

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Oh brilliant, I had the church booked and a baby's name book and everything

Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 12:35 AM GMT

Damn
I'm always fine up to that point. Anyway, paying for their own dinner is 21st century, innit?

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I don't let zooo pay for anything if I can help it!

Quote: Aaron @ December 13 2008, 12:37 AM GMT

I don't let zooo pay for anything if I can help it!

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Awwww! Chivalry is alive and well in Azzatown!

And I cook and I open doors and everything.

Quote: Aaron @ December 13 2008, 12:42 AM GMT

And I cook and I open doors and everything.

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We could all learn from you! Chipolata would be spewing his guts up.

In my defence though, I do always remind them how feckin lucky they are

Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 12:45 AM GMT

I do always remind them how feckin lucky they are

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Good job.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2008, 12:45 AM GMT

We could all learn from you!

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Maybe I could run a course...