BUSH IS GIVING A SPEECH.
BUSH
Well America it's time to say goodbye.
I done hope you think Ole' George's been a good President.
Ole' George started 2 wars, and pretty soon it'll be 3.
Hey Almajilabad I'm a commin for ya.
And Pakistan that's 4. Maybe France?
I done pissed your economy up the wall.
Like a 6 pack of Bud, that I don't drink no more. Honest.
And polluted the world, more than I polluted my pants.
Damn you potty training, my wiliest foe.
Thing is George's one regret, is he dun never caught Bin Laden.
Did you all ever see The Usual Suspects?
Damn good film, where the big old bad guys was in the office all the time?
Kinda in plain sight.
TAKES OFF COWBOY HAT REPLACES IT WITH TURBAN AND BEARD.
Fooled you infidels.
And Cherie? Tony's a rotten shag.
