ARTHUR IS STRAPPED TO A LETHAL INJECTION TABLE LIKE THEY USE IN THE UNITED STATES

MARTHA AN OLD LADY STANDS AT HIS FEET

THE GOVERNOR STANDS TO ONE SIDE NEXT TO THE HOODED EXECUTIONER

GOVERNOR
Though it is most unusual the state has permitted Mrs Alma Sild to stand at the feet of the murderer of her 12 grandchildren and gaze into his eyes as the sentence of death is carried out.
Any last words Arthur Pilchard?

ARTHUR
Just to compliment the chef on my last dinner of a 12 egg omlette, extra strong haddock curry and stewed prunes.

GOVERNOR
Carry out the sentence and may God have mercy on your soul.

EXECUTIONER PRESSES THE EXECUTION BUTTON, THE POISON FLOWS INTO ARTHUR WHO GRIMACES SEEMINGLY IN PAIN.

THERE IS A MASSIVE FARTING SOUND AND ABOUT A GALLON OF DIARRHEA FLYS OUT OF ARTHURS TROUSERS COVERING MARTHA IN SHIT. MARTHA VOMITS, THE GOVERNOR VOMITS ON MARTHA

THE EXECUTIONER TURNS TO FACE THE VIEWER AND SAY

EXECUTIONER
Looks like the shit hit the nan!

I'm sorry but I could see it coming from a mile off (shame the nan didn't tho!)

Well I could see that something fart related was coming, but not that exact pun. Incredibly contrived, but kind of fun to while away a few moments on the BCG.

Frankly I think its the best thing Ive ever written

Possible,y the best thing anyone's written ever

Thanks for the feedback

Funny.

What about having the nan hold her arms up, face covered in shit screaming "to the bowels of hell with you!"

Thanks this maybe over edited.

The idea was originally was it was about a prankster called

"Mr Max and his Magical Exlax."

Who pulls laxative based pranks on people.

I liked it, didn't see it coming and it made me laugh

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ June 23 2013, 11:36 AM BST

I liked it, didn't see it coming and it made me laugh

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Does that chat up line ever work?

And thanks

I think after a few pints I could adapt it so it does