But does it help ?

Comedy history is littered with examples of slightly loony genuises, Spike Milligan being one famous example.

So just for the record I would like to reassure everyone here that I'm perfectly sane, the pixies that live under my bed told me so only this morning.

Greetings all !

Hello!

Hi Allan. Oops! you left the 'E' off the end of your name!

Hello! A slight Dudley Moore look about you.

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Hello Zooo and all ye mods..I've paid my subscription via a photocopy of a one shilling note and also added a tip consisisting of Jo Brand in the nuddy pics.

And they say us Scots are mean eh ?

You are spoiling us!

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Hi Allan. Oops! you left the 'E' off the end of your name!

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Hi Shirley ! Yeah I got hungry so I ate it.

Quote: Tim Azure @ January 31 2012, 11:53 AM GMT

Hello! A slight Dudley Moore look about you.

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You reckon? Maybe I have a chance of getting off with some of his women then. Once I've explained why I've grown to six foot and developed a Scottish accent they might forget to ask why I'm not dead.

Welcome

Hi Allan, please stay more than two posts!

Thanks Will Cam !

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Hi Allan, please stay more than two posts!

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Hi Dellas - I've made over a dozen posts ..so will someone please unlock the door now?

Hello Allan well I can't say for most people but I find my craziness helps me while on stage and writing material. I tend to go for slightly surreal stuff (eg a large rant questioning why giraffe's can't be magical) so being insane does help slightly

Quote: James Hunter @ January 31 2012, 6:59 PM GMT

Hello Allan well I can't say for most people but I find my craziness helps me while on stage and writing material. I tend to go for slightly surreal stuff (eg a large rant questioning why giraffe's can't be magical) so being insane does help slightly

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Howdo James - Well surrealism didn't do Ross Noble any harm, although I often wonder if he has ever had a "normal" conversation without wandering off into a twilight zone tangent !

Giraffes may not be magical, but they are definitely intelligent, havent heard of one yet that owns a Jedward CD.

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How can I unsee?