Upstaged

Here's a tall order for all y'all performers, courtesy of the BBC...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/upstaged/

I think that's the most stupid idea any TV company has come up with

Have you never seen Pets Win Prizes?

And I can spell prizes. For some reason it just keeps coming up with an s instead of the last letter of the alphabet!!!

But it spells it correctly this time.

Weird

Prizes

Not this time though!

Aaron!?!??!?!?!!?

Who the hell thought of that?!

An opportunity for real talent to come to light, clearly.

It sounds exhausting. 8 hours, thats like work.

Who would arsed with that? 8 hours? I ain't performing for 8 hours. Doesn't mention a break. I'd sarve to death. Okay, I wouldn't, but I would get hungry.

I once watched a comedian who died on his arse and made up for it my gorging on a champage bucket of bananas whilst crying. Bet he didn't get hungry.

Victorian circus comes to mind

I hate the fact that people in a position to offer oppertunities always know that talented people need them much more than they need talented people, and so get to take advantage of us in their ridiculous attention grabbing ideas, that said i'm still tempted.

Cheap car-crash TV I think.