Hallo!

Aw shucks...hmmm...this is embarrassing...everyone's looking at me!

Anyway a good friend of mine told me that if I put BSG into google I'd bust a gut laughing, so I guess it's lucky that Google works intuitively and took me straight to the British Society of Gastroenterologists

I escaped eventually and hobbled over here ...that's one 'friend' thats not getting an xmas card ... but once I've recovered am looking forward to being inspired to write down some of me (less insane?) interpretations of what is apparently normal life to most people. Most of it seems quite bonkers to me!

Lurve Black Books and Boosh (WHY OH WHY OH WHY does it have to be on beeb3??? anguished of middle england) amongst many others (don't want to admit quite what a couch spud I am)

hey chocaholic Love Black Books and Boosh too

Hello again!

Welcome,

Black books aphile too!
So just remember the rules of the forum

"no mobile phones, none of that...or any of the others!"

I got the first reply!? *dances*

Striptease?

Hello and welcome! I'm a mahoosive Black Books fan!

More a fan of Australian mens' bottoms though, aren't you?

Yes, I didn't say Black Books was at the top, did I?

¡Hola! and welcome. I'd write more if I hadn't got my computer in bits on the desk in front of me as I playfully install some more brains into it. Now, where's the gas tank ...

How do? What part of the frozen north do you hail from?

Frozen North! Polar bears North; penguins South. I think that's right. Hello.

Welcome Aholic. Or can we call you choc?

Chocoholic? I have a twin. I am willing to share. Welcome.

Chocaholic? I have a twin. I am willing to share. Welcome.

See what I did there? By spelling it two different ways, it's like a selection box. Ah...... chocolate.