Quote: David Bussell @ October 16, 2007, 8:56 PM

I want to hear about the first guy who ate an egg. He was a brave bastard.

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And who was the first man to milk a cow? Why would he have considered it?

Did the first whodunnit about a man who got killed by a bee have a sting in the tail?

I was travelling up the M1 today and approached a load of cows in the road, you couldn't see anything for cows, I heard later there was Friesian Fog in the area.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ford Mondeo?

There's no Ford Mondeo in my garage.

What's the best thing about f**king 21 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What lives in the dark and hates sex?

The little boy in my cellar!

<I jest of course, no little boys have been harmed in the course of typing this>

Quote: jamie jones @ October 21, 2007, 12:30 PM

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I know

it's the bleakest 'joke' I ever saw anywhere..

lol

A farmer in Devon has just made history by growing a field of dildo's.

Now he can't move for squatters.

My wife likes to rub ketchup all over herself during sex...

She's very saucy.

And good joke Nick!