Haven't posted for quite some time. So thought I would. This is just a quick sketch I'm not sure works or not. Any critique will be appreciated! Cheers guys!
A MAN IS SITTING ON A CHAIR. HE LOOKS TIRED AND SCARED. A CONFUSED FEMALE WANDERS IN.
Jess: Hello?
Carl: Have you come to rescue us? Please say you have!
Jess: What is this place?
Carl: We have been forced to live here by the BBC! Whenever a celebrity has an idea for a fund raising scheme, we are forced to watch it first. If we think it's good enough, the world see's it. If not, it's never mentioned or heard of again!
Jess: God. That's terrible.
Carl: Do you know what I've seen?
Jess: Well.....
Carl: I've seen Horne and Corden sketches!
Jess: We've all seen them.
Carl: I've seen a naked Vanessa Feltz covered in nothing but Marmite! She looked me directly in the eyes!
Jess: I.....
Carl: (CRYING) I've seen Sue Pollard's vagina!
A MAN COMES RUNNING IN. HE IS VISIBLY SCARED.
Kev: God no. I've just spotted Barrymore.
Carl: On his way here?
Kev: Yes!
Jess: What have they got him doing?
Kev: I don't know - but he's got Speedo's on.
THEY ALL SCREAM AND RUN.