Especially as we've had the stick one.
Sigh why can't people just read through 17 pages of bad jokes before posting?
Why is a queue for dolls a great place to buy a burger?
It's a Bbq.
Terrible jokes Page 17
Quote: sootyj @ September 27 2009, 11:02 AM BSTEspecially as we've had the stick one.
Sigh why can't people just read through 17 pages of bad jokes before posting?
Why is a queue for dolls a great place to buy a burger?
It's a Bbq.
Sorry Sootyj I read a few pages but felt a migraine coming on with constantly laughing. 
Why do caves in the isle of Sark make people feel small?
They're Sark-chasms.
I feel another migraine, just going for a lay down.
Clever that one.
How do you get an element's attention?
You shout A, U!
Come on, that's gold
Here's another one you may not care for:
Hey, did you hear about the the stick-up on the bridge?
Wait for it.....
Who threw it up there?
Thank you...tip you waitresses, don't forget to try the veal. 
A kneeling Ox. 
Quote: sootyj @ September 26 2009, 11:59 PM BSTWhy isn't Jayz a hole in the ground?
He's got 99 problems being a ditch ain't one.
I've got no idea what that means.
Quote: Chappers @ September 27 2009, 7:37 PM BSTI've got no idea what anything means any more.
And that's because you hide your medication when the nurse turns her back.
Why did the cake seller drive away?
Cos there was no parkin.
Why did the cake borrow a fag?
Cos it was a sponge.
What did the cake seller do with his leftover mix?
He doughnutted it to charity.
Why is it called incontinent?
Because European all the time.
Went to a pet shop today. I said to the man behind the counter 'Can I have a wasp please?' He replied 'We don't sell wasps' so I replied 'You've got one in your window'
These are too good. I can't believe Sooty hasn't told you off.
Told who off for what?
It's your thread and it says 'terrible jokes'.