Quote: Scottidog @ August 8 2009, 11:37 AM BST

'Do you think the Dunblane gunman would have kicked himself today, for not targeting Andy Murray, if he'd have known he'd have turned out to be such a c**t?'

Or:

'When Andy Murray and his brother were hiding under the headmaster's desk away from the Dunblane Gunman, What do you think they talked about?... Tennis?

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Quote: Scottidog @ August 8 2009, 11:37 AM BST

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'Do you think the Dunblane gunman would have kicked himself today, for not targeting Andy Murray, if he'd have known he'd have turned out to be such a c**t?'

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How about:

Best Dirty Word You've Ever Put on a Scrabble Board
*if selected, I had a friend who put down the word gnaw, but from my vantage point, it looked like wang.

Thanks for you consideration.

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Well we're coming to the crucial part of the process now, the viewers are starting to lose interest, and we need to remind them how exciting this might be.

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Let's see the front runners again.

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'Do you think the Dunblane gunman would have kicked himself today, for not targeting Andy Murray, if he'd have known he'd have turned out to be such a c**t?'
Best Dirty Word You've Ever Put on a Scrabble Board
Have you ever been murdered, and if so did you like it?

I'm honoured to be in it Simon.

So, when do I need to blow you...

"What Do You Think Of All This Rape Nonsense?"

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 8:43 PM BST

"What Do You Think Of All This Rape Nonsense?"

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Judges all look at one another & give that nod.

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