What a week!
First I get a query from ScreenPlay Productions, asking for samples of my work
Then I get an e-mail - again via my profile on this site - from the delightful Tiram Oti.
This delightful West African lady would like to exchange photos with a view to us possibly getting together!
As before, does anyone have any experience of this lady?
That whore is two-timing again! 
That's great -a job and a date (or request for money, goods to be sent to corrupt official in her country, etc)! 
I have no experience of this lady, but have had the odd strange pm via this site.
Tiram Oti? I thoughtI was the only one!
This delightful West African lady would like to exchange photos with a view to us possibly getting together!
Sounds like a email you'd get from a dating site. 
Quote: Lazzard @ June 7 2009, 6:37 PM BSTWhat a week!
First I get a query from ScreenPlay Productions, asking for samples of my work
Then I get an e-mail - again via my profile on this site - from the delightful Tiram Oti.
This delightful West African lady would like to exchange photos with a view to us possibly getting together!
As before, does anyone have any experience of this lady?
Ah, the lovely Tiram Oti. Yes, I recently got an email from her too (via this site). Things must be really f**king desperate in W.Africa if she's looking to hook up with comedy writers. (I'm suspecting these emails may be from a site prankster, name might be anagram - not that I can be bothered to work out what of.)
Oh, so she might be real. In which case, I warn you all now, I refuse to share her.
Though I'm a little concerned about her profile. Lists her weight as between 80 and 300lb and her height between 4'2" and 7'0". What is she, a shape-shifter?
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 7 2009, 10:50 PM BSTOh, so she might be real. In which case, I warn you all now, I refuse to share her.
Though I'm a little concerned about her profile. Lists her weight as between 80 and 300lb and her height between 4'2" and 7'0". What is she, a shape-shifter?
But the good news she's aged somewhere between 14 and 60.
Quote: Lazzard @ June 7 2009, 11:26 PM BSTBut the good news she's aged somewhere between 14 and 60.
Quote: Lazzard @ June 7 2009, 11:26 PM BSTBut the good news she's aged somewhere between 14 and 60.
Right in the meaty part of the curve. 
Quote: Griff @ June 7 2009, 6:51 PM BSTI've met her friend Tiram Isu.
Aparently she was attracted by comedy profile. So an image of Columbo and an elephant is sexy!
I don't care I want a Japanese gangster van.
http://www.allpics4u.com/bizarreoddities/japanese-gangster-vans.html
Quote: Lazzard @ June 7 2009, 11:26 PM BSTBut the good news she's aged somewhere between 14 and 60.
Oh well, at least she's legal then.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 7 2009, 11:40 PM BSTOh well, at least she's legal then.
I'd seek some legal advice there. 
He meant legal to employ as a maid.