This sketch is a cracker. Well done Chris.

The hook ending is funny but lose the long intro. We just need to see him slip his winkle in there and go straight to the punch. That said, how did he not know his girlfriend had a hook for a hand? She would have to be a stranger.

Oh, and Lee, I once (in America) said to my girlfriend "we can't go there, that's valet porking."

I know in continuing drama they like to end the episode with a hook, is it the same with sketch shows then?