JAQUI SMITH IS TALKING ALISTAIR DARLING.

JAQUI

Gordon's economising has gone to far he's replaced the tampons in the ladies loos in Westminster with his old pants.

ALISTAIR

Just recycling there's a credit crunch Jaqui.

JAQUI

And what's that disgusting new filling in the sandwiches?

ALISTAIR

Poo, we're recycling food. Gordon's gone very green he's even started recycling politicans.

MANDY WALKS ON.

I'm free (BEAT) from Europe.

ALISTAIR

Now I'm off to dig up Enoch Powell.

Do all of your sketches involve poo Sooty? I'm starting to worry about you!

Not all, poo just seems germane to this government.

Great idea of economising/recycling and the Mandy walk-on, dunno if need to use tampons and poo as examples.