If you were a criminal, what would be your forte?

Just a thought...

I'd be an assassin. I also fancy forgery for the rainy afternoons.

:)

I can't break rules, so I would be the worst criminal in the world.

If I had to choose...I'd be a peaceful bank robber.

I'd make an unstoppable cybercriminal, but I might just take the easy route and parade naked through town.

I'd be an assassin only if it was like John Cusack in Grosse Pointe Blank. If not there's no point.

I'd be.... something highly paid and top secret for the British Government.

Orrrrr, if I was a bit (a lot) more talented, I would like to paint forgeries of famous works of art. That would be fun.

I could do Warhols or abstract Picassos! Just not DaVinci and that.

Getaway driver #Neeeeooow#

..although Assassin would be cool too.

Sexual deviant.

Oh that one, that one!

killing child molesters and murderers.

I'd be quite creative.

A less gay version of Dr Horrible.

But any singing criminal would be good.

Maybe a singing public urinator.

With my pissy ray
I'll stain the park

I would be like Dexter from the American show that was on ITV. kill other criminals.

Quote: sootyj @ August 31 2008, 3:26 PM BST

A less gay version of Dr Horrible.

Captain Hammer is waaaaay gayer than Dr Horrible.

Quote: DaButt @ August 31 2008, 3:20 PM BST

I'd make an unstoppable cybercriminal, but I might just take the easy route and parade naked through town.

Until you meet your nemesis, Naked Jusitce!

Not murder! My dad would catch me out in a shot!

Mad scientist.

It would be a Steinway, cos I could aford one.