Gavin are you using those tongues to lick the water droplets off Ellie's young and firm body? Or is that just me?

I'd say you're sucking the droplets off with that face.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 9 2008, 10:12 AM BST

I'd say you're sucking the droplets off with that face.

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Either way its got to be better than Volvic.

I'm looking forward to it...

I can assure you not as much as I am. I've got great suction.

Quote: Aaron @ May 9 2008, 8:30 AM BST

So, zooo. When's your birthday?

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Awesome. EXTERMINATE!

Dum didi dum daa.

Hello The X, welcome back!

Quote: roscoff @ May 9 2008, 10:33 AM BST

I can assure you not as much as I am. I've got great suction.

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Like a hoover? Or one of those bags you can put your clothes in and then suck out all the air? Or like one of those Garfield sucker things you put on your car window?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 9 2008, 9:55 AM BST

Yep, but we have a shower at work.

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Would it be possible to get a webcam in there and have a feed to this website?

As far as being a sucker is concerned, like one of those people who send their bank details to African princes down on their fortune.

Edit: www.elliejpcam.com. Enjoy chips

Actually it's www.elliejpdownanddirtyshowertime.com

Don't tease me like that, I'm stiffening up already and will have to remain seated until subsidence occurs.

Well I won't tell you what I do with the shampoo bottle.

I have to take my pirate hat off though

We need an avatar of a large phallic object exploding into the stratosphere and soon. >_<

Quote: Aaron @ May 9 2008, 8:30 AM BST

So, zooo. When's your birthday?

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Today please!

(Well okay, not for ages, but I want!)