Hi
I'm Brian, i'm a failing comedy writer

That is all

Afternoon.

Ellie will probably come in in a minute and welcome you 'to the show'. But it's not really a show. Not until she starts taking her clothes off anyway. Then it suddenly turns into some kind of comic horror film or something.

I like comic horror films *books front row seat*

Welcome hither btw, Brian!

Quote: Aaron @ April 1 2008, 2:32 PM BST

Afternoon.

Ellie will probably come in in a minute and welcome you 'to the show'. But it's not really a show. Not until she starts taking her clothes off anyway. Then it suddenly turns into some kind of comic horror film or something.

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Hi and welcome to the show!

Welcome to the show, tickets are £3 or best offer...

Hey Brian

Okay?

Greetings Brian ... hard luck ... I'm ahead of you having already successfully failed! Welcome to the Palace of Considerable Ambiguities!!