A community safety officer ais having a fag(CSO), a woman staggers on.
Woman
Oh than God, a community safety officer, help he stabbed me.
CSO
That’s a shame love, what’s your name.
Takes out pad
Woman
He stabbed me, can’t you do first aid.
CSO
Sorry love, might slip in that blood health and safety nightmare.
Woman
Could you call an ambulance on your radio?
CSO
Sorry love, do you know how much radiation these things give out, I’m
Only allowed to take witness statements, and give directions
Woman dies
Suicide bomber walks on.
Suicide Bomber.
Do you know how to get to the Brighton conference centre?
CSO
Sure thing mate, just over there, watch out for the blood, I haven’t put up my yellow Slippery surface triangle yet.