Thou shalt not pee in sink (though it'll probably be alright if the wife isn't looking)

Thou shall not think any ring tone is funny and repeatedly play it over and otherath.

Thou shalt not play 'Knockout Ginger' whilst being observed by an officer of the law standing in a doorway opposite

Thou shalt not sucketh the cock, if thoust art a man, without providing zooo with photographic evidence.

Though shalt not have a wank in the office toilet EVERYDAY of the week

Thou shall not bang thy sister-in-law like I am a hammer drill on fast forward

Thou shalt not fart in the lift then blame it on thy friend.

Thou shalt not want to shag Ellie's avatar

Thou shalt not paint a mental picture of Roscoff and Ellie's avatars shagging

Thou shalt WRITE!

Oh good one.

Thou shalt listen to Starscream! For he knoweth best.

Quote: zooo @ March 7, 2008, 4:27 PM

Oh good one.

Thou shalt listen to Starscream! For he knoweth best.

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I thanketh you most humbly. May I bring to your attention that this Starscream is a she?

<Starscream shows Zooo boobage>

Quote: ContainsNuts @ March 7, 2008, 3:50 PM

Thou shall not bang thy sister-in-law like I am a hammer drill on fast forward

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Quote: Starscream @ March 7, 2008, 4:33 PM

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Erm...I don't believe you *waits*

Thou shalt head on over to Facebook and install Gimme.

Quote: Starscream @ March 7, 2008, 4:33 PM

I thanketh you most humbly. May I bring to your attention that this Starscream is a she?

<Starscream shows Zooo boobage>

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So is zooo.