where art thou romeo
Shakespeare in in the basement writing what the f**k you want?
where art thou
where art thou?
Shakespeare god dammit women i'm right here.
yes thou i'm right here.

You know i'm leaving you. You don't treat me right
Shakespeare For who?
Peter.
Shakespeare well tell him I'm gonna smash his head in with a pan if he comes around here
art thou?
Shakespeare Yer art thou f**k off!