Comedy writers wanted!!

Looking for a comedy writer(s) to provide about 35-40 short comedy explanation paragraphs describing (between 100-150 words each) various demographic backgrounds similar to the below link:

http://imgur.com/a/94Jue

(Please note that the attached is not the list and merely an example) - if you are interested let me know and I will email the list to you.

I am looking for dark, politically incorrect and shocking humour written in a way that people understand it's just a joke and not to be taken literally!!

Reply to the thread if you're interested and I can provide further details - previous work will be asked for.

Thanks,

I'm not sure any one on these forums is sufficiently sophisticated for your needs

I take it this is not for a Guardian supplement.

Do you pay?

'Previous work will be asked for'? But most people who wrote for Der Stürmer are dead, surely?

I'm not sure this job was anymore engaging when it was advertised on Elance, when payment is mandatory.

Quote: beaky @ 28th April 2015, 8:31 PM BST

Do you pay?

Does that chatup line ever work?

I see UKIP are looking for a new communications manager...

Clarkson is at a bit of a loose end at the moment, drop him a tweet.