Duck Soup

Fixed camera position.

Duckling swimming on pond
Sound of shotgun being fired.
Duckling blown to bits, feathers flying.

Unseen narrator speaks over film of feathers falling in slow motion.

"Never kill a duckling with a shotgun, It is best to capture in a net, pull it to the bank and wring its neck as you would a rabbit. Or, if Islamic, slit it's throat Allal style.
Duckling is very tasty with Fava Beans and a freshly trod Chablis.

Aye? Cool