Cheep Laughs - Valentines Puns
Whatever your situation - single, seeing someone, or married - here's some romance related puns and cartoons from comedian Darren Walsh we think you'll like...
![Who said that? - A blind date Who said that? - A blind date](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_blind_date.jpg)
I met a girl on a bus once. It went well.
I got off with her.
Went on date with a gym instructor.
Didn't work out.
Took a girl on a date to a coconut shy.
We hit it off straight away.
I asked an Anesthesiologist if she wanted to go for a drink and she said yes.
S'date.
I went on a date up the Statue of Liberty, but on the way down we got completely lost and had a massive argument.
Must've got off on the wrong foot.
If you told me I had the power to make people fall in love by firing arrows at them, I wouldn't believe you.
I may be daft, but I'm not Cupid.
Took a girl on a date to the South Coast of India.
"Sri Lanka?".
"No we just cuddled"
I went Psychic Speed Dating the other day, but every woman I met was a grumpy Clairvoyant.
I thought, I've got to find a happy Medium somewhere...
I think I'm in love with a ladder, but I'm just taking it one step at a time.
Went on a date with a retractable pen.
We just clicked.
![Coconut Shy Coconut Shy](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_01.jpg)
![Currant Affair Currant Affair](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_02.jpg)
![Honey Moon Honey Moon](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_03.jpg)
![Pheromones Pheromones](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_04.jpg)
![Teddy Buoy Teddy Buoy](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_05.jpg)
![Sometimes I wish I was single... Sometimes I wish I was single...](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_06.jpg)
![Forward Roll Forward Roll](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_07.jpg)
![Got lucky with the weather Got lucky with the weather](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_08.jpg)
![Make Up Sex Make Up Sex](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_09.jpg)
![Uncomfortabl Silencers Uncomfortabl Silencers](https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/d/darren_walsh_valentines_cartoon_10.jpg)
Darren - who was the UK's first Pun Champion - has a book out called 'Cheep Laughs'. It's packed with 100s of original jokes like the above. Shop
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