Alfred

Location
East London, England
Member since
November 2011
Member type
Member
Message board posts
21

"Australians are very proud of being from Australia. It's an interesting country, Australia. In Australia it's illegal not to vote. Australia has a compulsory democracy. Bizarrely, it's compulsory to vote in a country where the citizens are, to be fair, perhaps least equipped to make choices. It's not their fault. Australian life has not prepared the Australian for complex choices, cos every Australian day is like a sort of decision tree of simple binary choices. Sleep or wake? Shorts or swimming trunks? Beach or park? Smoothie or heroin? Hepatitis or skin cancer? Up at the end of a sentence... Or down."

- Stewart Lee

I run a comedy blog, The One with the Audience.
Check the Opening Credits bit, to see where my 'tastes' lie. If your tastes don't coordinate with mine, chances are you are not a like-minded individual, won't like the blog and it'd be largely a waste of time to spend any longer than 2.5 minutes on it.

Enjoy!

theonewiththeaudience.com

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Alfred's recent posts

  1. Hello I am Alf.

    Posted on 7th January 2012 at 7:55pm

  2. Hello I am Alf.

    Posted on 11th December 2011 at 10:37am

  3. Hello I am Alf.

    Posted on 10th December 2011 at 1:27pm

  4. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 9:32pm

  5. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 9:22pm

  6. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 9:05pm

  7. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 8:48pm

  8. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 8:38pm

  9. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 7:31pm

  10. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 7:16pm

  11. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 6:43pm

  12. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 2:40pm

  13. Life's Too Short

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 1:57pm

  14. Can the Americans really do comedy?

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 1:42pm

  15. Life's Too Short

    Posted on 1st December 2011 at 1:34pm

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