Nicola Sturgeon originally joined SNP because she thought the leader's name was Alex Salmon.
The all in one conspiracy theory thread Page 3
Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th September 2014, 9:27 PM BSTNicola Sturgeon originally joined SNP because she thought the leader's name was Alex Salmon.
Thrummmmp Tissshhh - I thank yow!!
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th September 2014, 9:31 PM BSTThrummmmp Tissshhh - I thank yow!!
You're very welcome. 
Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th September 2014, 9:31 PM BSTYou're very welcome.
I say, I say, I say, now you take my wife......... let's have the rest of the act then. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th September 2014, 9:38 PM BSTI say, I say, I say, now you take my wife......... let's have the rest of the act then.
......any evening, any day, you'll find us all, doing the Lambeth Walk oi.........oh, I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts, you can sing along now too ladies and gentlemen.......etc.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th September 2014, 9:46 PM BST......any evening, any day, you'll find us all, doing the Lambeth Walk oi.........oh, I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts, you can sing along now too ladies and gentlemen.......etc.
The man's a natural! You should go far.......... 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th September 2014, 9:47 PM BSTThe man's a natural! You should go far..........
How far?
To the end of the pier?
That man should be on the stage . . . . . . . .
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th September 2014, 9:51 PM BSTThat man should be on the stage . . . . . . . .
........people wouldn't be safe if he was anywhere else.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th September 2014, 9:56 PM BST........people wouldn't be safe if he was anywhere else.
No! Now do it properly!
Quote: Oldrocker @ 9th September 2014, 9:59 PM BSTNo! Now do it properly!
I would but I only use my own material.
Touche!
Quote: A Horseradish @ 9th September 2014, 9:49 PM BSTHow far?
To the end of the pier?
And further........ (nearly typed fuhrer there - ooh er, what does that say about me)........over the hills and far away.