Sketch double-act Cardinal Burns are nearing the end of their UK tour, however they still have four more venues to visit. High Wycombe (7th Nov), Southampton (9th), Leicester (15th) and Winchester (23rd).

That's a round trip of 343 miles... which is a long way. Rather than drive themselves, Seb and Dustin have asked experienced taxi drivers Hashtag and Bukake to look after their travel arrangements. We asked the cabbies for how they ensure all their passengers get a smooth ride.

Here's the ten tips Hashtag and Bukake relayed to us over their CB radio:

1. Acquire a beaded seat.

2. Tune into Magic FM, ballad hour.

3. Hang up your Old Spice air freshener.

4. Load up with Red Bull for your 48 hour shift.

5. Make sure your disabled parking sign is clearly displayed in the windscreen.

6. Invite your 'family' to sit on the front seat.

7. Strategically align your rear-view mirror.

8. Turn on the glitter-ball.

9. Remind yourself of your passionate hatred of Addison Lee.

10. Drive!

You can see Hashtag and Bukake as part of the Cardinal Burns tour. For more information and tickets visit cardinalburns.com